Sanctuary Week Sunday Pic Spam
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sga_squeeYowza!
Dear Diary, this week on "As the Stargate Turns", my best friend (sort of) fell in love with a glowy squid.
Sheppard: Are you sure she was a glowy squid?
Yes, I'm sure.
Sheppard: Because I didn't notice any glowy squid stuff when we --
I hate you.
Elizabeth liked her.
Carson was charmed by her obvious charms.
Even Teyla approved.
Teyla: Are you going on a date with the glowy squid?
Sheppard: Well, yeah. I'd really like to get laid once this season.
Only Grodin was suspicious but he's such a geek, he only notices when things light up, not people.
No one believed me when I tried to tell them she was a glowy squid.
Weir: Prove it.
Grodin: The console glowed but it's not a squid.
Sheppard: Seriously, McKay, no glowy squid stuff when we --
Have you no shame?
Sheppard: No.
Finally, I confronted her. You, I said, are a glowy, glowy squid!
Chaya: Why, of course I am! I'm also a McGuffin, a cheap plot device designed to drive you crazy and get John -- ahem, Major Sheppard -- laid so the fangirls won't think he's gay for you.
Weir: We knew that.
Sheppard: We did? I mean, of course we did.
Teyla: Yes, we did. Not all of us have to be hit with a clue by four.
McKay: I'm giving this laptop to the first fangirl I see. I'm sure she can write a better script than this load of crap.
Chaya: Too late. I have to turn into a glowy squid now.
POOF!
DRAMATIC REACTION SHOT! (I told you people so!)
And that, Dear Diary, is how Major Sheppardgot laid got married (Did you see that wedding dress?) drove me batshit crazy turned me into a jealous shrew had glowy squid sex this week.
Yes, we get paid to do this shit.
"Sanctuary" 1x14
Dear Diary, this week on "As the Stargate Turns", my best friend (sort of) fell in love with a glowy squid.
Sheppard: Are you sure she was a glowy squid?
Yes, I'm sure.
Sheppard: Because I didn't notice any glowy squid stuff when we --
I hate you.
Elizabeth liked her.
Carson was charmed by her obvious charms.
Even Teyla approved.
Teyla: Are you going on a date with the glowy squid?
Sheppard: Well, yeah. I'd really like to get laid once this season.
Only Grodin was suspicious but he's such a geek, he only notices when things light up, not people.
No one believed me when I tried to tell them she was a glowy squid.
Weir: Prove it.
Grodin: The console glowed but it's not a squid.
Sheppard: Seriously, McKay, no glowy squid stuff when we --
Have you no shame?
Sheppard: No.
Finally, I confronted her. You, I said, are a glowy, glowy squid!
Chaya: Why, of course I am! I'm also a McGuffin, a cheap plot device designed to drive you crazy and get John -- ahem, Major Sheppard -- laid so the fangirls won't think he's gay for you.
Weir: We knew that.
Sheppard: We did? I mean, of course we did.
Teyla: Yes, we did. Not all of us have to be hit with a clue by four.
McKay: I'm giving this laptop to the first fangirl I see. I'm sure she can write a better script than this load of crap.
Chaya: Too late. I have to turn into a glowy squid now.
POOF!
DRAMATIC REACTION SHOT! (I told you people so!)
And that, Dear Diary, is how Major Sheppard
Yes, we get paid to do this shit.
"Sanctuary" 1x14
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Date: 2012-09-09 07:47 pm (UTC)It's awful, having family that doesn't understand.
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Date: 2012-09-09 08:14 pm (UTC)alaska? wow. I'm glad she's happy though. idk if i could stand the cold, no matter how good my life/job was.
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Date: 2012-09-09 07:22 pm (UTC)It's all a part of the service. :)
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Date: 2012-09-09 07:37 pm (UTC)Now this, my dear, this was fantastic!
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Date: 2012-09-09 08:16 pm (UTC)*guffaws some more*
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Date: 2012-09-10 01:20 am (UTC)You really nailed the expressions to match the captions!
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