sga_squee | May. 27th, 2012

Dear Diary,

Today, I stepped through a puddle thingy to another galaxy into an underwater city with no power. Oh, did I mention the city talks to me -- in my head?

Went back through the puddle to another planet, met some really nice people, nearly got killed with those really nice people by a bunch of not so nice people who eat us. (So not cool.)

Lost my CO, some of our guys, and some of the nice people we just met. Went back to the city, got chewed out by my boss -- hey, I couldn't just leave those folks there! -- just in time for the wildest ride of my life. I guess the city didn't want to be on the ocean floor anymore. I didn't have anything to do with it, honest! Yeah, the whole "Don't let us drown" thing was there but I don't think that was a factor. Really.

Argued with Weir -- again -- flirted with that cranky Canadian scientist (never used math as foreplay before), and he gave me a spaceship! Totally cool. (Gateship? WTF?)

Took a team of marines to find Sumner, our guys, and the nice people. Found Sumner, our guys, and the nice people. Also found the not so nice people. Ugly fuckers, especially that bug woman with the teeth and that thing in her hand.

Rescued our guys and the nice people (Athosians), killed the bug woman (Wraith), woke up the rest of them. (Good going, John! They eat us, remember!)

Killed Sumner.

Now, I'm acting CO and Weir's offering me champagne.

No, not freaking out at all.